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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:28
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Jonathan Anderson has been appointed sole creative director of Dior - Vogue Business
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Qantas to close low-cost arm Jetstar Asia - CNN
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Enhanced Box Score: Nationals 2, Cubs 0 – June 4, 2025 - Bleacher Nation
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
No go.
N95 Masks And Air Purifiers: Wildfire Smoke Protection - The Weather Channel
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Little-known cells might be key to human brain’s massive memory - The Washington Post
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
The solar system as we know it may change forever - Notebookcheck
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?